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  sharkodactyl

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

  sharkodactyl

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

  sharkodactyl

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

  sharkodactyl

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

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  sharkodactyl

so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

 demilypyro

  zsnes

grand wizard and his young apprentice

  zicygomar

These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.

  txepvi

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  darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore

i can finally die in peace

 transfaust

  xrt-emis

The thing I like about all this robotgirl, slimegirl, catgirl stuff is it's all about constructed femininity. As in none of these girls fit the "adult human female" definition that transphobes throw around. Like yes my biology, or lack thereof, is utterly alien to you, yet I'm going to be a girl regardless.

  xrt-emis

And they all kiss

 bamboocounting
annabrolena: “ pilferingapples: “ ensignbeedrill: “ pilferingapples: “ backwards-blackbird: “ Yeah, I’ve read Les Misérables. But I don’t remember the part where Jesus rescues Johannes Brahms from under a cart in quicksand. ” …I don’t recall Valjean...

  backwards-blackbird

Yeah, I’ve read Les Misérables.

But I don’t remember the part where Jesus rescues Johannes Brahms from under a cart in quicksand.

  pilferingapples

…I don’t recall Valjean stripping down to his…uh…bodygrease in the Cart Scene.

  ensignbeedrill

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What do you mean? He’s always ripping his shirt off. What’s the point of having muscles if you don’t SHOW ‘EM OFF?

  pilferingapples

By the witness of the martyrs 
By the passion and the blood 
Son your abs are righteous shredded
Go show off that kickass bod

  annabrolena

But remember this my brother

See in this a workout plan

You must use this precious silver

To become a huge jacked man

 demilypyro

  lcewarden

apparently "I'm in the house like carpet" wasn't originally written for persona, it was actually a sample from a german royalty-free stock sound library that also includes vocal samples. to quote genius.com

The song’s lyrics are lifted from the track “Swiny House” by the German sample CD company Masterbits. Masterbits provides musical and vocal samples and is heavily used by Japanese video game soundtracks

this has led me to a startling discovery

im in the house like carpet. isolated vocals

 demilypyro

  demilypyro

If conservatives think something is bad that means it’s cool. If christians hate something on moral grounds that means it’s REALLY cool

 toskarin
Anonymous asked:

Hey if someone wanted to do a tabletop/play-by-post rpg of a holy grail war, what system would you recommend. I get the feeling trying to jury rig a crunchier system is only gonna give me a headache.

toskarin answered:

so before going any further, I’d make it clear that my personal view of how Fate works would hold that you’d want a rp heavy system without much number crunching for things. that being said, I remember hearing about how someone made a crunchier system work by having each player make a servant which was then shuffled randomly around the table, possibly to another player, encouraging them to seek some sort of balance

my personal thinking is that servants are so incredibly powerful that they shouldn’t be part of the players’ mechanical considerations at all. you could make a lot of systems work just by understanding masters to have more numbers-based mechanics while servants are dealt with on the narrative side, maybe with a stat spread just to indicate the texture of them

rambling aside, maybe you could get something out of hacking Godbound? I’d also be inclined to pilfer some parts off of Call of Cthulhu, just because it actually does lend pretty well to urban horror-fantasy

  battlersexual

Appropriately enough, I think using the FATE system for playing the servants would work out really well. The whole idea of having your combat mechanics follow the “Invoking aspects” gameplay of FATE would fit how skills manifest in the more visual-novel-y Fate stories, e.g. the opponent uses a ranged attack but you invoke your “Protection from arrows” aspect to block them all. You’d have to do a bit of jury-rigging, but overall I think using a double-system construct like someone else in the notes suggested would work great, with FATE for servants and… I dunno what for Masters, probably Call of Cthulhu like Toskarin suggests.

 thirdmagic

  fanficmemes

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

  fanficmemes

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

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  fanficmemes

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  callmebliss

What’s the comic sans trick?

  cargopantsman

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  chaifootsteps

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

  buc-eebarnes

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wingdings' true purpose as a font

  naamahdarling

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

  brawltogethernow

Exciting. When I don't want to see what I'm writing I just make the font color almost indistinguishable from the background color. (Do not do this.)

(I don't think the secret to the comic sans hack is comic sans itself; I think it's any deflation of being intimidated by your canvas.)

  brawltogethernow

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Hold on I need to go look something up immediately.

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